This from my phone/internet co. just now. I am quivering with excitement. Kinetic: Great news! We've just upgraded your Internet speed to Mbps at no additional charge! No gimmicks and nothing for you to do, it's already active. It's our way of saying thank you for being a loyal customer. Enjoy!
all the way up to ...errr.... Mbps!!
What were they using before? mph?
well, something numerical, at least 
Miner's inch - Wikipedia
could've used that metric this morning when my well ran dry! (it recovered)
er....
They were using bpms!
I recognize that drawing! 
scowly!