LITERALLY ME RN.

The fucking gall ffs

BUCKLE UP KIDS we're in for some speedy drama

lol that's too cute my fire is lost

Okay geez. So we have one officer, Azu, who is the sweetest and is a bloodhound when it comes to recruiting new members

He has poached us LEGENEDS and he has poached us some Skeezzzzzzyyyyy creeps. But he is the person to get us bulk when we need it

We've been at cap for the past week. We have 1 slot. It is not available. We're fucking full. I don't want 100/100 because we have NO wiggle room. So we were at 99. A friend wanted a friend in the guild and I gave way. I wanted us at 98

I log in today

NARY A MINUTE PASSES

"hello sir invite guild pls"

sorry we full

"But 'Azu' promised I can join. I left my guild yesterday to join u"

meanwhile in discord AZU.

No response of course, but I've stirred the hive and my gossip King is on the hunt already. I wasn't even aware

So apparently this guy we will call Ahrk messaged EVERY officer

Every single one

He messaged our top frag officer and his name isn't on Any advertisement details. We purposefully hide him because he'll get hunted just because he's that good

He literally has people hunt him just for a good fight. He's a good lad though and listens if I say stop beating people up lmao

PARENTING

Okay so I stall with Ahrk while gossip King digs

We cannot figure out how he found top frag guy's name and we cannot figure out if Azu actually invited him after several layers of orders saying no more recruits

AHRK gets antsy I'm stalling.

"fine i kill ur guild bye"

WHOA WHOA WHOA.

Fucking children I swear

I think I snapped. No, I definitely did because the rest of my conversation with him was "We're looking into you because you've been fucking sus so start talking if you actually want in"

Gossip King meanwhile is like "If he's telling you so much, he's either lying or he won't join because you know too much now"

YA OKAY. If he was smart but I'm guessing no

BRUH

BRUH

"Okay, fess up, how do you know our top frag officer, his name isn't on anything, you shouldn't have his contact at all"

LITERALLY I QUOTE

"he killed me in arsha (pvp specific server) and called me noob"

When you kill someone, their name + guild are permanently written into your character journal so you can always track whodunnit

If they change guilds or names, it becomes moot. But name changes cost $$ and guild changes can cost your reputation so it's not fool proof but still good enough of a tracker

SO ALL OF US IN our officer discord chat turn to top frag officer like

STOP MAKING ENVIOUS ENEMIES.

Literally while this conversation is ongoing

Top frag and a few others find him in-game and are just waiting to zap him

I didn't ask them to do that

But I mentioned the threat and they all were like SO HE WANTS A FIGHT???

hoo boy

I swear these children

I wasn't told until AFTER

I know why I wasn't told. I would have told them to back off

But you do have to appreciate that they just waited until the result of the convo ended

i am just. does this person realize how big your guild is

YES. I WAS SO EXPLICITLY CLEAR lol "we're full." but you have 99. "we're FULL"

But also like

Yes, size is a thing, but alliances can have 150

So after I flamed at him, he tells me his paper trail. Last guild was a Siege guild

Gossip king is so convinced he's a spy

oooh that would

This is a common concern. But we have been lying low for a few months and that siege alliance he was apart of (if he's telling the truth) is so out of our range

make a lot more sense yes

It does, but it makes no sense why THAT siege alliance would want a spy with us

We have already willingly accepted a spy before and given them bad info

lol

They aren't with us anymore, needless to say

They figured out we knew after a few rounds

By bad info I mean we are careful about our war plans, we don't give details until the last moment and the way we conduct war is usually the war "advisor" who is our Gossip King and our ShotCaller

They talk to each other and some of the planners and that's it

Everyone else we treat like lemmings because that's safe when this server is so dang backstabby sometimes

It's good and bad

We lose some efficiency but we also shake off these types that do us more harm than good

So Ahrk is currently in the guild

But the bees are already stirred and it's become keep your enemies close lol

He says he wants to leave war and pvp

And he's a REFORMED MAN and wants to learn about BOATS

"What boat are you trying to get?"

"THE BIG ONE"

Okay but like. There's 4...........

He's not even good at lying, if he is.

the boat that's big, i don't know what there is to not understand /joking

lol

Gossip King is now trying to wiggle his way into that alliance's discord servers

anyway if someone starts shit then turns around and is like 'no i don't want PvP i want a boat' that's kinda sus

If they are interested in us, we need an interest in them. Or at least a way to keep tabs. Just in case

OH EXTREMELY

I think the worst is after I point blanked asked "How do you know top frag"

"What guild were you in"

"Why are you leaving"

He answered everything very quickly when before he was beating around the biggest bush

Idk man, we're just watching him like a hawk

LMAO

So this all went down like 2-3 hours ago

FUCKIN OLD MAN late to the officer chat party

He's not old. I'm older than he is. But lmao

MAYDAY MAYDAY
Sir, he's already here.
MAYDA- oh fuck fine then

Thanks for the info I GUESS

Gossip King just watchin this old man get worked up over things we already know

This makes it a little easier though, if the old man knows people who know him we can eliminate some of the fallout when or if this guy needs to be kicked

Hopefully. He'll be okay. We'll see with time. But typically red flags don't change color