吐花能寫這麼多也是蠻厲害的……雖然能理解卡卡跟鳴人雙方明明愛對方愛的深深深深卻不告白的原因：

前提：比照標準版花吐設定，總之末期症狀就是告白成功就一切圓滿結束，告白失敗就吐花心碎而死

鳴人：要是對卡卡西告白失敗，他死在卡卡西面前，卡卡西肯定會直接崩潰，結論不能告白

卡卡西：（參考之前大家開玩笑卡卡西跟鳴人是一對）鳴人對他跟卡卡西在一起的暗示反應差勁，（參考雛田告白失敗）拒絕別人告白也會導致鳴人吐血吐花，結論不能告白

仔細想想鳴人都是在瞎猜，卡卡西的反應倒是仔細評估過很多既往歷史（？

然而只有寧次看出了一切不對勁！！

讀到後面原來越悶，主要是同一個主題糾結太久了就吐花au你想怎樣

“I’m done watching everyone dance around this problem,” The Hyūga says rather bluntly. “It’s clear to me that you are intending to drag this out to the last second, and you don’t have the time to do that anymore.”
…
“Are you in love with Kakashi?”

“Wha-“ The blond starts to say only to be cut off.

“Yes or no. Are you in love with Kakashi?”

“Kakashi-sensei!”

Kakashi quickly turned to see who was yelling his name only to see Neji running toward him. The Hyūga looked like a man on a mission.

“Neji? What are you doing here?”
…
“Do you love Naruto?”

Kakashi froze when he heard that question.

寧次：我真是受夠你們兜圈子了

最後他兩有孩子，
大兒子Boruto，銀髮深藍眼，由卡卡西找代孕生下的，不包含鳴人的基因因為不希望這個波風血脈的花吐詛咒延續下去，
二兒子Houki，棕髮紫眼，在孤兒院領養的

（原來這個houki是BORUTO裡面有的角色啊

整篇文裡佐助幾乎毫無出場，我其實蠻想知道佐助隊這整件花吐事件的想法