“He says he feels connected to me,” Naruto says as he unceremoniously enters the Nara compound, straight into Shikamaru’s bedroom.

“What the fuck, Naruto,” Shikamaru exclaims, sitting up straight from his bed. “It’s… 3 am.”

🦌：半夜三點的戀愛話題？？？我想我有時痛恨這整個「漩渦鳴人的智商與顧問」的職務

Kakashi is everywhere and he acts so fucking married that Naruto finds himself forgetting that the whole thing is a lie.

重點在於鳴人知道這件事的前提是鳴人藉著卡卡西失憶自動擺出整個老公態度的機會吃卡卡西豆腐，事後被清算也是合理的………

“Okay, Okay, fine.” The young jounin grumbled. “Just don’t lecture me. I am happy, he seems happy and I won’t hear any objection--”

“I am glad.” Sasuke interrupted. “I am glad that you didn’t wait for…me.”

“Huh?” Naruto looked back, confused. “What are you talking about?”

好我似乎知道為什麼原本的卡卡西對於跟鳴人在一起感覺非常有罪了，他是不是認為鳴人跟佐助互相love！！