in my heart, there's an alternate universe they would, and it'd be fun but unhinged

AHAHAHA NOPE.

THAT WOULD BE DISASTROUS ALL AROUND REALLY

subwaymaster: they would be super cute tbh....... maybe on a meme or something.

YonFellow: on the plus side i think damian is enough of a nightmare that he could handle azula without being a doormat or scared of her at all. on the other hand, literally everything else.

AND THERE IS SO MUCH OF "EVERYTHING ELSE" V:

"Like cuddling a hornet." I'm sticking with it V:

Like even if you're not scared of hornets it still ain't gonna be a great time, y'feel me

i cannot overstate how much damian is just as bad

although he tends to be softer with love interests

Oh, I definitely got that impression

WHICH DOESN'T HELP

Now it's just two hornets cuddling

V:

Actually that makes it sound way cuter than it is, scratch that

memes would be fun yeah!! they can have fun lighthearted things, while damian may or may not have tried to seriously injure the windermerean army without freyja knowing

but like in comic continuity the character that's his girlfriend at the moment (they haven't outright stated it and she teased him for calling her that but she also called him her boyfriend so) introduced herself to him by ripping his heart from his chest. a few days later he killed her as well.

I guess that's... romantic...? In like a Mary Shelley kinda way? V:

except he's a softie so he held her hand while waiting for her to come back to life

subwaymaster: god yeah he'd raise so much hell without her knowing.

lol. lmao

should they? no.

but it'd be hilarious if they did

i do have a vague au in my head of movieverse shiori and kozue being together in ohtori after everyone they loved escaped in this resentful union of both being so angry and lonely and too stubborn to follow after them

oh no

i love it

it's hard to imagine how adaine and sansa would even ask each other out but they would make great weird old ladies together

it would take them a few years i imagine but adaine would figure out how to court her eventually

margaery would date faith but not in a committed way unless they were like, in some kind of very isolated spooky jamjar environment and faith doesn't need another weird friend hookup situation. jon would also have a crush on faith but they'd probably settle into being bros

rickon could develop a crush on chara but this would probably manifest in bringing them dead animals and root vegetables to eat,

man i think faith would fall for margaery though

but be super casual and unclear about it because it's faith so she'd be like "whatever let's keep things simple, i don't do commitment anyway" and then margaery flirts with someone else and faith silently leaves to go beat a monster to death (normal and healthy way to deal with her feelings)

i feel like jon and faith would hook up once or twice and it would be weird and uncomfortable more than anything, and then they'd settle into being bros from there.

margaery would absolutely know what's going on and would also sense that faith needs someone who is not going to break things off bc it's politically expedient

yeah, just. juri and shiori the toxic lesbians of all time

faith and jessica could honestly work really well together, because gestures at who i've played her shipping with

and she would stick with faith and have a kind of completely guileless affection she needs

jessica and adaine might have been cute

truly nobody is doing it like juri and shiori

the lesbians of all time

faith would be such a bad influence on jessica but i think it would mostly be in a positive way

also just imagining natsuhi's reaction to faith lmfao

as for jessica and adaine i think they could be super cute.