Literally or conceptually

platonic ship me babyee

team finn/ziggy over here

Oh buddy I got Finn ships out the Yang if we’re doing that

We're not! we're talking about how I want Jake and Yujin to have the deepest, most complex friendship that transcends timeline and species

I want these uniquely repressed in their own ways old guys to really open up and I want to read every thread

metalheads: BUDDY, I wish STEVE HAD GOTTEN TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP OR A KISS WITH SOMEONE, BECAUSE HE REALLY DESERVES IT. He deserves nice things

Even just like, nice casual stuff. Steve and Gwen? Very cute, and absolutely would have made Finn SO ANNOYING because of his age inappropriate one-sided crush on Gwen

STEVE AND MAL KISSES? I also feel like I remember a thread with Itachi and Steve that made me think "yeah these two should kiss"

maybe I made that up but I stand by it

safelybeds: let's also not forget, genuinely here for Jake simping for Olivia. hoenstly I just love Jake flirtatiously interacting with NPCs because that feels extremely IC

smithsyndicate: I'm really enjoying the tantalizing idea of Yujin and Strange

generally speaking I'm here for Yujin like, small town closeted gay moving to the big city and letting his gay flag fly free

SaroSaron not to sound like a broken record but....just let Nat have fun. let Nat have healthy relationships!!!

I'm extra here for Nat kissing some ladies

HAHAHAHA no one cares how gay you are in space!!!

Literally, man....we got bigger problems

who else should ogle jorics beefy man bod

lmao it’s true

shipping Joric's beefy bod with all the gay simps who cant have him

you have good opinions across the board okay

hes causing problems

clasps your hands

our great strength is our ridiculous inability to be normal about literally any in game ship that doesn't include us

but in a really pretentious way that nobody asked for

this is why we're together, samantha. because nobody else could stand us.

LMAOOOOO

my himbo is here to make all the gays thirst.

I've honed my skills with years of playing weird lil freaks, I gotta get my kicks somewhere

they don't get to know about the conversations we have within the safety of our own home

LMAO SAME

And they never will

contessas: listen, its SO FUNNY and I'm absolutely here for it, and I WILL enable it

in general I consider myself a very willing ship enabler, also like, embarassing non-ship enabler

LMAO YES

both are crucial

i am SO sad steve didn't get any smooches before i had to bail

i'm just imagining joric walking down a hallway and a bunch of guys of a spectrum of ages ALL TURN THEIR HEADS as he passes

SCREAMING

it's so funny. "wait, i give men boners too?!"

he doesnt know how powerful he is

he doesnt know

he really doesn't

he could run this station

but instead he just goes "need anything heavy moved?"

I'm dying

iris: YEAH CAN YOU LIFT THAT REALLY HEAVY BOX IN THE CORNER
yujin, tormented, realizing he also wants to see joric lift that heavy box in the corner:

he should move heavy things, preferably shirtless, preferably wet

someone just walks around with a spray bottle, misting him, convincing him this is how you stay hydrated.

it's good for ship morale

Finn encountering these jokers making Joric move furniture around the common room

again

how did joric not give finn his bi crisis is the real question

smithsyndicate: LMFOSKD THIS IS WHY IRIS IS HIS HONORARY SON

because Finn hangs out with huge muscley guys all the time, it's like a tuesday

(you didnt decide that btw, i did, all on my own)

LMFKALSJGDF joint sonephew custody with jake

wow finn rub it in iris' face why dont u

(no rly... pls do--)

joric taught finn how to polish his sword.

...

Finn and Joric hang out all the time, I'm sorry

he's desensitized to man tiddy

impervious

couldnt be iris 💆‍♀️

well some of us didnt grow up in a tower

there were men in the tower! just not, u know. joric men.

lmao joric men

come to fjelldalr, where joric is average sized.

oh