[HS]
: (reading some summary details about Homestuck Epilogues
Can you operate a sniper rifle????
:......You've known me for almost two years and you don't know?
: No??? I thought you just had good melee combat skills
: I just suddenly felt offended as Dirk
: (reading some summary details about Homestuck EpiloguesCan you operate a sniper rifle????
:......You've known me for almost two years and you don't know? : No??? I thought you just had good melee combat skills : I just suddenly felt offended as Dirk
: Listen, you silly kitty, I'm fucking proficient with every weapon and fighting technique. I can even kill people from five light years away.
:.........that's exaggerated but it seems like it could happen to you.(-_-
: (keep read) Wow wow, oh my god. So you did these things, no wonder everyone hates you in HS^2 :V. I can understand now. :So you hate me now too?
:No, but you're not good enough, I mean being the bad guy isn't good enough. Dude,you really have to work harder
: Can I assume you fell in love with me because of my looks?
: What? What's the problem?
: You fell in love with me when you knew a little about the plot : Anyway, that's not a problem for me (shrug
: You're not the first asshole control freak daddy I've met
: (holding back a laugh while reading about what Dirk did) : sorry but i can't help it man you've done a lot of bad stupid shit : And it’s not doing well 🤣🤣🤣🤣
: (looks at me with dead eyes
: I know, I know, it's the first time to be a villain, who isn't?
: oh wow (looking at candy line)
: totally fuck, i know.
: This is comparable to the housewife serials dialed at 8 o'clock in the evening
: you really shouldn't be watching this (reluctantly) : why? you know i love pointless and sarcastic fanfic sequels. : yes, i know. i already knew about it when you kept watching matrix 4 on repeat that night. :that a good movie. : OMG
: (laughing cramp after reading the recap) : oh...at least you don't throw your book like everyone else (shrug)