not even the jesus music guys

I've got my 80s new wave playlist running on spotify...on the tv

spotify for smart tvs splays a giant fucking photo of whatever the band has recently uploaded themselves, if they have

Tears For Fears looks so weird I would never recognize either of them if they passed me on a street in London

the dude from the Cure is decrepit

like who the fuck are these old dudes, then oh god, they must be near 80 by now

that said, my jesus music people are a 50/50 of looking old as shit and aging well, perhaps because there was a lot less drug and alcohol use in that genre

not zero, but um. less than Keith Richards.

the guys from Disciple and most of Stavesacre look great, 10/10 would fuck if they'd let me

Robert Smith looks like irl beetlejuice

he needs to let the hair go

RIGHT??

the most recent band photo for the Cure makes me think they all need to lay off the eyeliner at least

otoh the lead from Flock of Seagulls has aged well, almost considered going to see them at Summerfest

Rivers Cuomo finally stopped looking like he's 20, on the other hand

I swear the man is immortal and unaging

lmfao

GOD

some of those immortals, I swear

most of Duran Duran is still in good shape, at least

Rivers Cuomo reminds me of Joey Belville from the Echoing Green, now anyway. back in the 90s no, but they have the same hair and glasses

Depeche Mode still looks pretty goof

...good

oh yeah them too. A+ guys

all I can think of is the Venture Bros quote, "sure he looks fine on the news, but up close he's totally hitting that age when men start to look like somebody's aunt"

tbh Robert Smith looked like that 10 years ago

fhaskdjhad HAHAHAHA OMG

it's so fuckin true