Time to hit the trail, that old dusty road

LMAO

me this morning

Played myself

Aren't you just a little ashamed of your ignorance?Evergreen

oh, right on vs bro what

Kldhskgjdh

scylla and charybdis

LMAOOOOOO

me apping back into xim, desperados for cr with finn and jake: no not like this...

iris avoiding this whole post from secondhand embarrassment but this might be the part that lures him out

look away

iris kneesliding into a threadjack: sTOP TALKING--

“No not like this” is the refrain that everyone eventually comes to with them

i'm so sorry

“i hate this thread” -Me typing, making it worse (2023)

I AM SCREAMING

I AM OBSESSED THAT THIS IS HOW THEY ARE MEETING

IRIS: IN HELL

wdym hes fine

DSFLDMFSKLDSKMLF

INN NOOOOOO

FINN, EVEN

makes it even worse

NVM HE IS NO LONGER FINE

No one is fine anymore

idk what u guys are on about, lillium's doing great

me, opening the post, navigating down to the tag:

SCREAMING

jake elsewhere on this post arranging wholesome human sex education for finn w/a real doctor and lillum over here like 'step aside idiots'

'i've got this one covered'

WELL THEY’RE INTRODUCED NOW

finn like why is this very attractive dorito of a man simulating a dick with his fingers at me

sorry jake

he has a vendetta against bones now

so he will take on educating the teen girl squad about the hornies

LMAOOOOOOO

finn is seventeen and ready to apply the condom directly to the fingers

ain't nothing gonna stop him now

"this guys a quack" about the most experienced doctor on the station. incredible

first impressions truly are everything...

🤷‍♀️ he was a jerk so lili's opinion is in the toilet

he also thinks he's a closet furry but that's another deal entirely

IM

DLKFMLSDFMKL

HELP!!!!!!!

This is so much

Finn like “what the fuck what the fuck”

HDNCHGHDKDXKHRNFJF LILI

THANKS KID. SAVED YUJIN THE TROUBLE

safelybeds: from McCoy's mouth to God's ear forreal

all u adults are clearly irresponsible!!!

this is very Finn right now

im

HIS NON-CONDOM'D FINGERS

SSCREAMS

finn out here sipping that kombucha hard

HE’S INTRIGUED

holy hell asfhfjgljf

sizhui dont look

SORRY he's looking and he is super confused

why are you putting them on your fingers, lili.....

YOU WANT HIM TO PUT IT ON HIS DICK???

WHAGSGSHDKS NO

🫢🫢🫢🫢🫣

me: what about a vibrator or dildo
also me: nvm thats not much better

it's fine, everything is fine