It's a shaken chai martini with fireball whiskey

most of our drinks are queer puns, but they DO NOT HAVE TO BE....examples include the Haley Kiyokonut, Talk to Me, Goose, Charli's Pink Diamond, Boston Marriage, Strawberry Blond

MUSIC REFERENCES ARE A BIG ONE, AS YOU CAN SEE

this girl is on chai-re

Chai Chai Real Smooth

pretty fly for a chai guy

Chai-curious

YOU GUYS

THESE ARE GOOD BUT IM LAUGHING BECAUSE EVERYONE HERE IS TOO YOUNG FOR THESE REFERENCES

safelybeds: OKAY CHAI CURIOUS THO

Chai Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams

YEAH WHEN I THOUGHT OF CHAI-CURIOUS I THOUGHT

that is perfect for

your workplace

CHAI KIDS 2

CHAI KIDS 2 HAS THEM SCREAMING

Chai Felicia

LMAO GOOD

goddamn em is on a roll

you have no idea how playing sans rewired my brain

I submitted both

I will get back to you with the results

the results

i am SO glad this is the one they went with and zero percent surprised

this is our neighborhood coffeeshop ladies and gentlemen

i think i should get a coffee for this incredible viral marketing strategy i handed you, you should bring one home.

holy fuk