I NEED IT RIGHT NOW

SHOW ME MIDDLE AGED FINN!!!

I think we deserve this

Adventure Time said “your never getting kid Finn again” and I’m here for that decision

give him to me OLD

CRUSTY

Finn can join the old man crew

Hanging up my teen character hat and picking up my middle aged one

RIP

wtf we have barely even begun to teen!!

YES JOIN THE MIDDLE AGED MAN CLUB

Death comes for us all, what can i say

rip

he is beefy and he is coming to screens august 31st

GIVE HIM TO ME

I enjoy that the last time we saw adult Finn, he was wearing jeans

And at some point he turned them into cut offs

We love the continuity

Also I feel like this means obsidian Finn was probably more likely in his 20s?

New headcanon: Jeans are his version of depression sweatpants

Can’t use real sweatpants. Jake would not approve.

HGDLKG Jake would never approve

If the shins are covered, Finn’s in a dark place.

weirdest reason to break up ever

LMAOOOO

I’m trying very very hard not to theorize

cmon finn join the middle aged man crew

KJGHLDKSG

Thanks for the support guys

(I say as if i would ever do this)

(OR AS IF THERE WOULD EVER BE ENOUGH CANON TO UPDATE LDSGJKSL)

( AND ASSUMING THIS IS EVEN THE SAME LINEAR TIMELINE/UNIVERSE WHICH IS COMPLETELY UNKNOWN)

LMAOOOOO

i have my theories which i am also trying desperately not to get too deep into

i just wanna hear my son say ass

Just canon update from like, finn to finn up to like, dead old man finn but then have him take the form of

i will say, consistently the thing i have heard the most is that it is

Regular finn

Full circle

QUITE GOREY

WHICH IS FUNNY TO ME

like, a LOTTA BLOOD

WHAT LMAo

they upped the age rating on this for two reasons: ass and gore

apparently finn is tearing fools up, and i for one support it

The HBO-ifiction of AT

the real trump card is i'm completely able to turn my teen into a middle-aged woman

BALLS IN YOUR COURT

dont ask me why she's practically brunette fear street did me dirty

Maybe she....dyes her hair?

"the serial killer ghosts cant tell its me if i DYE MY HAIR"

Ghosts only find people based on hair color

its a fact

next mission everyone ages 30 yrs

Next mission is that beach from Old

joric will be on death's door. his people's life expectancy is like 60 yrs.

remember him as he was. young and muscley... not like this.

AGE THOSE BASTARDS UP

actual footage of newt geiszler approaching 50

noooo

MFXYTHDJD NOT THE OLD BEACH

OLD BEACH LMAO

jake is dead in 2 minutes

RIP = rest, irregular pug

yujin + 30 years is. 73...

yujin and Jake are the mom and dad that die

Fglndkg alas.......

REST, IRREGULAR PUG