I’m making a promise to myself and everyone to be very brief with my answers

2, 28, 29 for finn

9, 21, 30 for guillermo

(Finn) 2. Textures they can’t stand
I know there’s some canon things Finn doesn’t like and is grossed out by, but I’m blanking on them, so we are going to go with spongey. Like a eggplant situation. Wet sponge

4, 6, 7 guillermo
8, 16, 27 finn

(Finn) 28. Strange but terrifying dream
Dreams are like, a constant narrative tool in Adventure Time, and we see a LOT of the things that Finn is afraid of via dreams. The absolutely weirdest one is some kind of childhood baby dreams about high chairs scaring him. A fear that doesn’t appear to translate to say, a fear of heights.

I’m gonna skip 29 and come back to it

being confined perhaps

(spitballing idk lol)

YES PLEASE....

**(Guillermo) 9. Do they re-read books
Definitely. You know that man has read the binding off of Interview with the Vampire

LMFAOOOO TRUE

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I feel like he’s less voracious of a reader these days but definitely when he was growing up....big book nerd energy, and like hyper fixation on the ones he loves

3, 6, 9, 11, 15, 19, 22, 24, 30 FOR MY BOY FINN

i didn't mean all caps

21. (Guillermo) Are they the type to daydream?

I think yes; Guillermo has goals, and a rich imagination and i see him being a big daydreamer. Gotta pass the time spent literally standing around doing nothing so often

(Guillermo) 30. Are they stoic or melodramatic when injured?

Stoic, for sure. Guillermo is not out to make a fuss about himself generallly speaking

(Guillermo) 4. Do they leave their clothes on the floor or the chair?
Chair, for sure. And definitely only in part because he has a bedroom the size of a very small closet and sometimes the floor is sewage

(Guillermo) 6. 3am or 3pm?

I gotta go with AM. I think everyone likes an afternoon, but anyone fully committed to that vampire life is obviously gonna be pretty cool with late night hours!

(Finn) 8. They can only eat one food for 20 days?
Meatloaf, easy. Jake’s meatloaf specifically

(Finn) 16. Do they crack their joints
Definitely, and like 45% to be annoying/gross. Also Finn’s cruising for like, a knee replacement at 30

(Finn) 27. If they’re lost, what’s the first they do?

Call Jake

genuinely, LMAO

But if Jake isn’t around/reachable, it’s definitely not something Finn would panic about. He would take his time to orient himself, figure out a best guess about where he IS in relation to other things so he can make a plan about where to go from there

(Finn) 3. How long can they go without showering before they feel gross?

Circumstantially variable; out in the woods, adventuring? It doesn’t gross his mind much, especially when you can just take a swim in the river to rinse of the dirt and sweat. He doesn’t often go more than a couple days without showering, but is easily caught up in what he’s doing

(Finn) 6. Which do they prefer, 3am or 3pm
PM. Mid-afternoon is prime Finn time

Suns out, the day isn’t over, but it’s also not too early

(Finn) 9. Are they the type to re-read a book?

Controversial opinion, yes

I don’t think finn is a BIG reader, but he does read (like there’s only so much to do in a world without internet) and he’s more likely to revisit favorites than voraciously move from book to book. I think reading is more about comfort and relaxation than excitement or learning for him

(Finn) 11. Their favorite mythological creature?
This is a tough call, because Finn’s whole world is mythological creatures

He likes dragons, because they’re fun to fight

(Finn) 19. Do they get their work done straight away or wait until the last moment

Straight away mostly

Finn isn’t really much of a procrastinator, he’s very in the moment, and I don’t think he sees much value in putting things off

1, 10, 25 for finn

i am so mad that you can't like, quote reply to shit like you can over discord

i want to reply to everything individually

the book reading answer is SO correct