Adventure Time - Jake Boat, Away!Time to break out another insane backstory based on whatever Finn thinks he knows about pirates from his vantage 1000 years in the future
The adventurers of the high seas
Heroes of their time
IM CHIPPING AWAY AT A PLOTING POST BUT FORMULATING IDEAS FIRST
Probably an elaborate backstory, i might have Finn boldly try and lie about his age again
He DOES have to lie for 24 hours which, good thing he has two months to do it becuase no way is he succeeding on his first try
That boy is not a great liar
I ALSO FEEL LIKE HE WILL JUST PLAIN FORGET A LOT
And then have to keep starting over
finn is so precious
gib me boy
Nonvieta: I LOVE THE IDEA OF IT TAKING MULTIPLE ATTEMPTS
someone asks him if he's hungry and he just absentmindedly is like 'yeah'
'godDAMNIT'
lmfoakfmslls
EXACTLY!!
HE’LL NEVER FUCKING REMEMBER!!
Okay, i was just going over the log more closely, but i am back now, trying hard to formulate ideas
THIS IS GONNA BE A BIG MISSION, WE ARE GOING ALL IN
I’m making this happen or dying trying, I GUESS
Love that the main qualifier for ship captain in this world appears to be “be smokin’ hot”
Time for Finn to have another “I just think he’s cool” adult man interest
JGKLDSA FINN....
oh no....
"I just think he's really cool and I think about him all the time"
"i wonder why i keep thinking about to making out, it's probably just cuz i really miss my girlfriend'
Time to Stare at the Sea
Or whatever is down there
Finn, as they sail over a parking lot: ocean's angry today, friends
KGSHDKJLG
Things are really bisexual on the Hawking, if you ask me
they are profoundly bisexual on the Hawking
i think this should be the moment that Sean tells Finn that he has the same name as his ex """boyfriend"""
LMAOOO please
“””””””””””boyfriend”””””””””””
derkins please put iris in some black leather pirate gear to really push this over the edge, thanks
teens doin' it for themselves, and by It i mean Ruining Finn's Day
LMAO NOT THE BISEXUAL PIRATE SHIP
listen can we blame everyone the hawking captains are hot
what
i mean yes iris is gonna be tastefully slutty sorry its ic but what
“””tasteful”””
how dare u
Excellent to know for planning
The covert meetings at the bar
yeah the hawking captains are like
everyone on the ship blushing
