no one believed me when i was like its divorced frog time but whos laughing now

i grab frog and i kiss him on the forehead

anyway i had a wonderful time this game i love u all it was so much fun and I really lived the dream i got to serial kill and be executed and go unhinged in the gyd and mods indulged me and let me unfrog for funsies (72 hours of icons)

I think i was nervous at game start because I was like okay how am I going to convince people that this horrible frog prince is actually worth the Drama about it because I think you know. when you play a frog. it can be easy to be like okay this is a Joke character who is a Joke and its like

nah hes actually sad and divorced unfortunately

i will do a whole lore .... blather in a bit when im less SLEEPYSTYLE but

this all was peak character arc for me ............ waves hand around.

i love he...

I will always regret but I love him so much alli.....

i loved him so much

i love frog

LOVE FORG

FORG!!!!! THAT'S MY FORGTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!

FORG!!!!!! i was wildly excited to see neverafters here and you and siz both KILLED IT (haha, haha) I LOVE GERARD!!!!!

draws a heart around you and this forg

okokok some lore i think

THAT'S OUR STEP DAD!!!!

THE FROG THAT STEPPED UP

but yeah a shocking amount of you know neverafter which made me deeply nervous i was like. people will see!!!! its like being in your underwear.

anyway neverafter is set in a world of fairytales that have all kind of converged, and it used to be all happily ever after and everyones stories went exactly as they're supposed to and everyone is pleased and living their tale how its supposed to go

but something called the times of shadow has started happening and corrupting everything like, stories going wrong and war is brewing all over the different kingdoms and things Suck Ass in general

gerards story specifically is the frog prince (duh) and it starts out like any frog prince story does where he was like 10 or so years old, and was apparently acting bratty or loud and a fairy cursed him to be a frog and live in a pond

and he lives in a pond for like. a very long time. years and years they waffle on it but its probably like 7 to 8 or could be 10

but during that time his parents never come look for him and hes just sort of left to have to deal with being a real small little prey animal with a human mind surrounded by all of these things that want to kill him and eat him or hurt him for just the reason of being an animal

theres a sequence where theyre sort of roleplaying out his origin story and gerard tries to leave the pond to hop to the castle and in short order gets almost stomped to death by a hunter and then is picked up by a dog and nearly killed because hes like. a frog. he has one hit point.

and then brennan asks like do you want to go to the castle or go back to your pond

A LITTLE LEADING, ONE MIGHT SAY

anyway eventually because its how the story goes the princess from the castle (the like actual details of royalty status before gerard and elody get married are so confusing because brennan says one thing and murph says another but here brennan says that elody is a ward of the castle because her parents have passed away) shows up at the frog pond

and shes like the first PERSON to talk to him in years. and actually is like very kind and listens and doesnt BELIEVE HIM that hes a prince but is also just like well this talking frog is kind of charming and funny and they become friends for a long time and then its like oops what if i just kiss the frog AS A FUNNY JOKE not because I CRUSH ON THE FROG

and he turns back into a handsome (but 2nd tier) prince and they get married everything is happy forever yay!

until its like another 10 years later and the kingdom is at war and gerard has spent all this time kind of just being. a spoiled prince again. like elody is in charge of the war efforts and is trying really hard and is very upset and worried all the time and gerard is just like ... my wife has hobbies i dont enjoy ... id like to go to a party again?

we dont have to worry about things like war because that is what the castle walls are for, sweetie? just like some real douchebag r/relationships shit youd see a guy post about being totally oblivious hes being a huge asshole

like he agrees that he'll try with the WAR STUFF and buys like one book on how to use a sword and half reads it and then gives up its all a little relatable but also, pathetic,

but he is just very tied to this idea that like. okay well this is his happy ending? so why isn't it happy. he would like to not have to DO anything he already did all the hard stuff and now he gets to just ride this out forever and meanwhile elody is basically begging him for help and support and hes like that sounds hard no thank you

eventually elody just like. fucking leaves.

which good for her. and then the castle falls during the war and gerard has to run for it with the children evacuees and ends up joining the neverafter party after he runs into rosamund (sleeping beauty, who is his cousin, apparently,)

but i kept making the joke and i keep laughing at my own joke which is like neverafter is about fucked up fairy tales and whats actually deeply wrong with them like "what if you're a 12 year old werewolf who had to kill her whole family" or "what if youre a little puppet boy tied to an evil force so much stronger than yourself and you have no control"

and then gerards is just like "wouldnt it be fucked up if your wife left you"

anyway during all of this, like the fighting with elody and then especially once she leaves ............. he starts turning back into a frog

and his first iteration (once upon a time) is less Bad than the version he was in the game which was much more fully froggy he started out like

half-frog

WOW I HAVE NOT EVEN GOTTEN PAST PROLOGUE THIS IS BAD FOR ME FAM anyway he joins up with the neverafter crew and im rudely going to say gO WaTCH NEVERAFTER because honestly it fucking owns but basically they TPK in episode 3 and realize like

the world is all mcfucked up and the fairies are desperately trying to put it back how it was and he has a whole conversation with a fairy thats like oh no gerard! we're trying to fix it! we'll fix you right up we just need your help putting things back exactly how they were! which. everything was also pretty fucked up before.

a fairy turned him into a frog for being a slightly annoying child.

also the memory he had during his execution was of the party TPK in ep 3!!! so go read that for more content

but they basically get revived by brainmerging with a different iteration of their story in a different iteration of the neverafter, and this one is even worse off than the one they came from. so he's even more monstrous and froggy at this point.

after this a lot of shit happens idk i won't summarize the whole canon but basically the highlights for gerard are mostly what i gave out as mems which is like

he finds his own storybook and sort of. absorbs that. which is where he has the memories of his childhood and sort of takes ownership of that story and maybe starts to recognize some of the Fucked Upness of it all in perspective that its like. crazy to put some kid through all that and a lot of its why he is the way he is?

and they eventually catch up to the princesses and he has a conversation with elody which i memshared to a lot of people which goes. uuuuuuuh. really fucking bad. he basically is like trying hard, he offers apologies for how he acted and stuff and like. takes responsibility for some of it.

but on the other hand its like, he still offers to get back together and also just says to her like. well i wouldn't have done any of this adventuring or ever left the castle if you hadnt inspired me. which was sort of the problem in the first place just his absolute and total reliance on her

and she explains that she found him dead in the previous world and obviously she feels fucked up and guilty over that and leaving him behind to fend for himself and then he couldn't, he just DIED and it upsets her a lot to hear him say some of this stuff

like the thing i do think is important is that gerard never actually blames elody ever for leaving him

hes like angry at the WORLD for being so fucked up that elody felt like she HAD to leave him and then later at himself for fucking up but hes never like. angry with her

it is true that he clearly loves her a lot and always kind of will but its also true that he absolutely has to figure out how to handle his own shit and try hard on his own

but after this conversation things go extremely wrong with talking with all the other princesses too and all of them have to basically run away from the castle and book it into the night and the last time he sees elody is shes like

standing there sobbing while she watches them all run for it because yet again gerard has been a terrible coward who booked it and left her to fend for herself

in game he did NOT mention that specifically the last time he saw elody she was like fucking crying as he ran off it was so bad

GOT DISTRACTED BY CHARTS

ANYWAY a bunch more shit happens that is bad and they kind of figure out the only good solution is to try and make a deal with the Baba Yaga, a powerful witch who can help them beat the princesses WHO WANT TO ERASE ALL STORIES FOREVER so they dont have to be trapped living them over and over like the hellish lives they had

and then fairies who just want to turn it all back to how it was with no one realizing how bad it was even before "bad" things started happening both choices are just awful

but gerard has a conversation where he speaks to Rapunzel whos scrying on him, and she like brings up the idea that well. elody loved him because he was a prince and it was their story and she was SUPPOSED to love this frog and maybe she did that because shes a kind and charitable person

and not because of anything gerard ever really did to deserve to be loved

and then he asks the Sword of Truth if Elody still loves him and it answers that she "cares for him deeply" which. is not the same thing. is it?

which is like. probably not true at all. but its enough to really just set him into this frame of mind where it makes sense, that given everything all along he does NOT feel like a prince anymore he is just a frog and will always be a frog and deserves to be cursed

and the way he can help is by giving up his humanity and his name and becoming a monster in exchange for elody having HER name and HER story given to her

and he turns into this huge monster frog aaaaaaaand that is where he gets pulled into the game

and like his conception of this was, okay, that makes sense that I died there because in some way he DID die. he gave up the last of his humanity because it didnt make sense to hang onto it anymore. it wasn't going to help him in the battle and it hadn't helped him any other time so maybe what all of this was was just what was even left of him

as a human and it had died

which tbh in some sense considering the tweest that their souls were separated to come here to the reapers game ... is actually probably a bit true?

anyway he started out in the game and ylfa was here and like during their time adventuring together he was always kind of awkward but he did care about the kids, like. he and Mother Goose are the other ADULTS in the party really, everyone else is either a child or a cat.

and he'd sort of bonded with ylfa a bit over being monster buddies and he'd do his best but he wasnt like. GREAT. at reassuring anyone let alone a kid who is going through a really terrible time

but since he was the only one here it was important to him to be like okay well clearly ylfa has to get home because they are right before this huge final battle and they will clearly need them both though he is pretty certain that he himself is not necessary to get back because that huge frog version of him will be there but YLFA definitely must go

and he joined haru and rin because haru saw him, saw that he was a frog and was instantly like

we have to be a team

it was the funniest sequence of events in the world

anyway gerard agreed kind of instantly because it is nice to be wanted and validated and he's weak so they joined the frees and we were like teehee itll be funny to have these horrible fairytales with t he cute swimteens and then RIN FUCKING DIED

and buzen and matsui (and rang in his rang way) were all actually so extremely brave and kind about it and tried to help them and then

BUZEN FUCKING DIED

and they tried really hard to like. staple matsui to life by being like okay well gerard had gone on cyoa and gotten this information about worlds being erased if everyone from that world is erased at the end of the game so they tried to convince matsui to live because of this

but it made it so much worse because matsui did not want to live and instead had to get eaten by a bad vibes shark because we tried to make him stick around and it was REALLY BAD also gerard went on cyoa that week holy shit so much happened

cyoa ......1! was really fucked up it was like this story about an abusive household where the metaphorical father couldnt be killed and they were wandering around this house looking for clues and just kept getting attacked by the mom and then

got egged

but he did get a duck out of it, so

so the early dynamic of the team that was kind of interesting was like

gerard was the only adult and thus had to kind of take this role he was NOT used to having which was to be the one to make decisions on stuff and maybe be the guy to consider some of the heavier stuff and this is something he's never been asked to or had to do before in his life

but theyd had a conversation like "okay what do we all want to do, do we want to kill or do we want to try something else?" and gerard being sort of a cowardly instinct guy was like. no i think we should wait. I want to see what else happens. maybe something will happen and something else will unveil itself. which is very much the attitude he had with elody

but yeah after BDSM got wiped, both the teens were in Extreme Despair and gerard had this conversation with ylfa where she was like okay i really think im going to do something because we have to win and we can bring rin back if we do and gerard started to go through a lot of the same thought processes that he had the first TPK theyd had where its like

i cannot sit here and be a coward and let children do everything for me

and if he really means it, if he really does want to help save ylfa and haru and rin he really has to make a decision to do something instead of just waiting in the pond and hoping someone will come rescue him and he had a very long conversation with aika about this that was pretty good where he was like

i am really tired of all of my decisions being that i wont make a decision. things keep happening TO me because im not brave or strong enough to try so he was like okay. i will go out and do this murder for my team and help them and hopefully i can beat ylfa to the punch so she doesnt have to be the one to do

SPOILER ALERT HE FUCKING DIDNT BECAUSE SIZ IS A VILLAIN AND APPANRETLY ALL FUCKING THREE FROGGYSTYLES HAD THIS CONVO ABOUT NOT MURDERING AND THEN all three thought to themselves; well time to murder for these fuckos

in tears still ....................... team

very important to clarify none of them told each other about this. it was a fucking! surprise!

smooches all of froggystyle in week 3 and dies laughing

and he picked shenhe for a few reasons which were like. 1 - she was his friend, actually, and he thought she might listen if he approached her and was like yo. here's whats up if you want to fair fight about it. 2 - he knew she was down to murder too, and like. he didn't want to kill anyone who wasnt playing the same game he was. it didnt feel right.

and 3. he fucking hates large water dwelling birds get fucked crane

and shenhe did listen and understood what he was saying about wanting to protect ylfa from it and i can do murder deets too in a sep plurk this is just already so long and its week 3 only and im embarrassed but the basic jist of it is they sat around and had a beer and talked and then had a fight but he kept trying to poison her slowly to go to sleep

which eventually worked and he was REALLY FUCKING INJURED like importantly for shenhes ego he was very close to dying himself and haru healed him

but the fucking shocker of warehouse pc w3 friday and siz and i both murderflagging at each other so hard and getting frustrated and then the utter horror as we realize

IT WAS BOTH OF US

chaos in this household

but they ended up getting away with it because ylfa had done a lil oopsie framing with their team psych on lambdas body and we ended up bussing hot mess after we saw what was happening to simon and panicked in the other direction please note: froggystyle does not plan anything, ever

and after they got away with it the info came out that you could use extra points to bring people NOT on your team back and they collectively decided okay well fuck we basically have to keep going

and gerards thoughts were mostly just like okay well as designated adult i want to be the one who takes the brunt of this and if something terrible happens i have to be the one to die because people will be angry with ME and hopefully leave ylfa and haru alone because they are just kids and the satisfaction of revenge on him would be enough

sometimes you have a villain arc its a little sexy its fine

but haru also had a lot of big feelings about being helpful to the team and gerard is like. okay well you can help because i do think itd be good for him to not feel SO stuck and helpless and also like he is a fucked up fairytale he has watched a small wooden boy murder so many things so he cant like

object TOO highly to the fact a 17 year old wants to do a hit

he is a bad stepdad sorry. but anyway they picked fei du for pretty similar reasons to shenhe, and especially with the reasoning that fei du is a smart guy who would probably have some incentive to help them understanding that points from the winning team could be used to bring people back at the end so they could like argue in that way his team would be

priority to be saved

they ended up killin fei du make a wish style where they just had a weird fun night and then haru tried to shoot him with a gun and gerard had to stab him to finish him off

for context he was always planning if froggy got voted to either be the one to be guilty OR he would volunteer to kill his teammate and then dramatically die because again. designated adult.

but after a harrowing day of extremely wild ice cream decisions they did get caught and gerard kind of fucked up a little letting haru take the heat, but knowing absolutely he was gonna be the one to be in the execution

and in the grand tradition of this game (castmate executions) i got to have two dreams realized which were being killed by a 12 year old and getting to forcibly memshare at all of you. THE DREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway that memory is really good tbh it captures so much about like his mindset in this game and also how much hes managed to change and improve because hes SUCH a coward in it. but the way he motivates himself is like. okay if these children can be brave i HAVE to try and be brave too. and it ends up with him dying in a similar way.

the whole execution too was like. okay i really want to spare ylfa having to kill me so i can put her to sleep and then i can do it myself and that will be better. but i doubt hed have been able to manage that in the end, when he had the opportunity later in the execution to just fall he couldnt make himself do it then either.

but jumpscare human icons started happening at this time for my own selfindulgent reasons which is just partially i wanted to see everyone scream at execution but also like. despite the villain arc and serial killer hands ... he really did start to feel like a person again around this time? like. a monster would have done all this and felt nothing.

because an animal has an animal brain and doesn't think about the things it kills and eats and just does as its nature intends

and he sort of came to the conclusion that if he thought that way he wouldnt have done any of this to be honest and the reasons he chose were probably bad, and possibly evil, but very deeply human

a heron hunts frogs in the pond for no reason but it is what it is supposed to do, and he chose very specifically to NOT be the frog in the pond that waits on the lilypad to either be eaten and die or hide until the danger passes.

anyway he died! yippee!

dying for him was. good? it was really good tbh because it gave him this moment of like okay i did all this and i got punished and hopefully i've helped my team and now hes got to just trust theyll make it through

and like at this time hes a very DEPRESSED person and hes deeply fucking hard on himself (deserved or undeserved whos to say) but it really is the first time hes ever really done much self examination in that sort of way and to get through it really just required going through a phase of that

but everyone in the graveyard was actually really willing to talk with him about it and especially the people! he freaking killed! and it meant a lot they were willing to do that and process it like

morevna: it wasnt even all three froggies bc i think ylfa and haru had a conversation where they danced around the idea of murder but ylfa couldnt tell what haru thought and then haru was like "lets ask gerard" so we did and then gerard was like "lets not"

but sheeeeee had the vibe haru wanted us to go for it but was still deciding

yeah gerard was kind of the hangup there

well. she would have pushed back during that conversation, except she was still thinking "i'm just going to do it on my own next week so it'll be fine and haru and gerard dont need to worry about this"

yeah i really just meant theyd all sat down and has this convo where gerard said okay lets not murder and then. each independently went. okay time to kill!!!!

and yeah that convo too is very specific where like they are definitely asking gerards opinion and gerard is panicking a little about the idea

that hes gonna be the one to make decisions around here and he was weirded out by it to a degree because why make him responsible for anything

where was i

GRAVE CONVOS he basically had this chance to talk to everyone postdeath that was good he talked about his feelings so much with the swords who were the coolest bros on the planet and buzen especially was good at like. picking up what he was feeling to a freaky degree.

but with fei du and shenhe it especially really fucked up him/fixed him. with shenhe in particular she like. instantly killed him again the second he stepped foot in the graveyard but then came to him afterwards and was like okay well that didnt make me feel any better and i think he chose a lot of the right dialogue options and they came to this agreement

that was basically like. we were friends before and we can still be friends now and it meant!!! a lot to him!!!!!!!!!!!!

he sent letters that night and i was like i need to get in the headspace for these letters which is that he's died traumatically TWICE, memshared some very vulnerable things to like the entire fucking game, cried about four times because swords made him emotional and shenhe made him emotional and fukuzawa had come into the graveyard and said okay well

simon is going to kill your little family in revenge and he FREAKED OUT and that is how i wrote the letters

deeply unhinged

so much plot happened the day FIVE OF US dropped into the grave it was so chaotic

anyway week 5 was relatively ... calm? im probably forgetting some sort of extreme chaos that happened. it was mostly talking about feelings and sending cringe letters

he was happy 2 see rin again

because rin was like the person who'd spoken to the least with on froggy because HE DIED so

it was nice getting to know him and reassure him hopefully a bit about like well froggy care you

im sorry froggy did forty murders for you rin but they love you so much

bonding happened. gerard yelled about intimacy in his marriage. anyway then a fuck load more people died! hooray!! we got wonderful new friends. but all of saturday basically when simon died a lot of people were like okay gerard well simon will deifnitely kill you when he arrives! and thats cool. he can totally kill you once!

and gerard was like okay with this until it happened like four times and he decided that he was LESS COOL WITH IT .... and then hysterically simon didn't even try

but it did actually help him establish this idea like okay no i dont have to be that big of a sad sack. a smaller sack of sad.

and then sunday the neverafter cyoa came back because siz gave me a beautiful gift and i got to reap all the rewards from their hard work sorry about it BUT HE HAD SUCH GOOD CONVOS WITH EVERYONE WHO'D GONE ON IT

lambda especially made me weh so hard because it was like okay well we kind of understand where each other is coming from and it was nice to not have to explain the trauma of that specific kind of awakening to your own story for a while

oh my god what happened next. we were traveling all this week but w6 was mostly like trying to answer letters and hoping froggystyle would be okay like his hands were kind of tied in the sense he didnt know exactly what was going on or what he could help with from his side, so like froggy sent him letters being like yuneyuze is helping! but did not specify

WITH WHAT

but livio stepped in a lot too and he was really grateful for that

anyway .................... cyoa 2

i might have to get into cyoa 2 tomorrow because whew lads

More

eats all this frog lore

i love gerard so much i still am just baffled bamboozled amazed at how good our cr was we stan the 1%

OH BOY OKAY CYOA 2

so cyoa 2 was a Gnosia cyoa with buzen and nahida and also guest starring setsu and waves at zetsu's lore plurk but basically its just like

time looping amongus where theyd go through all these rounds of like being in these different roles sometimes human and sometimes the gnosia who want to destroy humanity and trying to win at all costs and then the twist is like also ......... ur beloved cr is here.

also his fucking wife

but the basic theme of it is gerard just kept. fucking up all the rounds! he just kept making wrong choices and fucking people over like he'd voted nahida out incorrectly in the first round and in the 2nd he'd chosen setsu over kaveh (also there!!) and ended up getting buzen killed, and then went to talk to gnosia setsu and was basically just like

well my role this time was the guardian angel i was supposed to be able to protect people and i couldnt even manage a basic thing like that when nahida had laid out the whole strategy because he couldnt NOT choose to protect ylfa

love a good storyline mirror to in-game choices

but his HELL TIMELINE was one where he was gnosia and going after elody and in that vision elody was like ... really afraid of him? which really sent him into a despair spiral because like of everything elody has ever felt about him which is like. disappointment and anger and then even nothing it was never fear. she was never scared of him.

but now she was and for good reason because he absolutely keeps destroying these fuckin loops, man!!

then finally the last set up was just the three of us with two humans and one gnosia left except, uh, twist, gerard wasn't either a gnosia or a human, he was a role called the bug and if he was alive at the end of it then the whole universe was going to be destroyed. so it didn't matter which vote was made or how, because neither nahida nor buzen

could actually kill him at that point

so he voted buzen because sweet buzen was a pretty obvious gnosia and it all spiraled out of control and he erased the universe! hooray! we are all learning the lesson that getting so depressed you just erase the universe is a normal thing that could happen to anyone

but it is just funny how much of a theme this is it is. the core tenet. of the neverafter big bads. just being so depressed and exhausted by the inescapable story that the only viable option seems like you have to take down the entire world with you

because its the only possible way to escape the cycle

anyway this fucked all three of them up in a lot of ways because for a least a few days there gerard was like oh boy i am absolutely going to incorporate it into my personality that im a universe destroying monster who cannot be stopped! i will always choose violence and destruction over anything good and that is just inherently who i am!

GERARD...

but he talked to a few people who were like. stop that. you clearly wouldn't. ylfa voice: gerard you wouldnt even ever go to space stop being dramatic

and i think it did stop him from internalizing this really destructive thing and instead was like okay these people actually do believe in me and my capacity to change and do better and also that he is like. capable of existing on his own without elody. that seeing her there just reminded him okay well elody was the first good friend that i ever had

and maybe thats what i miss the most is just this person i could rely on that was never, ever scared of me being a frog and didnt care about any of that and theres a lot of people here who are like that too so maybe i am actually doing a lot better and i dont NEED her so badly to take care of me

but that internalization and the idea that like okay well being a frog is a very simple thing and i am not JUST a frog and being a prince is just this impossible and stupid standard to even try so if im not either of those things maybe im just a guy who was unfairly punished for being a child once a long time ago

and has done some messy and complicated things in my adult life but at least now hes got a life and is trying to do better (but also, murders,) and like in canon its a little hazy like okay

he has actually HIMSELF killed the fairy that cursed him. and when he changes back in canon it is after they rewrite their own stories BUT it is tied to like. getting ... officially divorced from elody. and when he gets WORSE in canon a lot of it is based on like asking "gerard? how froggy do you feel right now "

and just a lot of his frog nature is tied to how much he thinks he deserves to be cursed and punished for that and seeing the frog thing as entirely a Moral judgment upon him and its like. coming to terms with actually liking some of the frog stuff and also forgiving himself for some of it.

he has a good convo with ylfa about it here

anyway i changed him back after he had an acid trip and lambda made him go on a tirade about how some people are just objectively attractive and the moment i thought itd be Funniest (middle of the day with no warning)

christ this has gone on too long

ENDGAME it was so chaotic we exploded a teen it was REAL SAD because he was very fond of ruby and he tried!!! really hard!!!!!!!!!! to convince her but

whomp

i think his general feelings on froggy winning were like.

weird ...

he hated having to put the teens through that and like felt better once it was clear justice was helping them out on the other side (he trusted livio and amelia at least) and like part of his hangup was just like okay well IF we win then all the killing i did was worth it and i am in some way absolved of that decision

but that also felt a lil evil in a way where its like okay i do have to square a way to live with this

this was such a good read...

holds frog gently in my hands

its cool hes going home to get divorced and then idk call buzen at 2am and ask him for workout tips in his ikea furnished apartment in boulder colorado where hes gotten really into rock climbing

embarrassing stepdad who makes you facetime during your swim competition and doesnt understand any of the rules and gets really fucking mad with the other parents

i love that for him

HELP ME

I love him

ylfa is moving in with him but he hasnt considered that at all

hes like 'we'll keep going on adventures' thats fine she doesnt need to go to school and learn to do math

its nebulous that ylfa has ever gone to a school thats not storytime with mother goose anyway

its fine math wont help her

gerard never learned math and hes fine

he has a 5th grade education

invites a child to live with you but youre actually homeless atm......

"elody take me back but if you wont do you have any spare rooms at the castle for this tween i adopted while i figure some things out"

just a little housingly challenged

elody just like you can have alimony please leave gerard

that is the funniest thing it is so unclear whos royalty by birth and whos royalty by marriage in greenleigh but gerard was definitely born a prince because he was one before froggening

but i think its unclear if hes FROM greenleigh too or just somewhere else

he's prince of boulder colorado until the permitting laws get him

but WEHHHH MY FROG!!!!!!!!! he's had such a good arc i love him

I'm in tears

gerard your colorado kingdom

please learn math

maybe elody made him learn whos to say

the reason for the divorce...........

sadkflj GERARD YOUR MONSTER TO HUMAN ARC!!! i love him so much

i love the small point of him picking shenhe bc she's a large water dwelling bird that is so valid

i love his serial killer into human arc it's so good