"I (26M) was asked by my girlfriend (25F) to make a late night snack because she was hungry. It's 1AM in the morning and she wanted some cooked ___________."
GUESS! THAT! FOOD!
GUESS! THAT! FOOD!
I am Afraid
the answer is.... iceberg lettuce
were you right? were you so far off?
co
cooked what
l...lettuce.... 
especially iceberg?? why would anyone ever cook that nanksd
especially iceberg?? why would anyone ever cook that nanksd
right like just cook some water at that point u fucking weirdo
LMAO yeah, the lettuce would just get...wilted and soggy 
also I feel like if you're hungry......lettuce ain't gonna cut it
maybe its a whole head
oh maybe
either way,
weird
iceberg lettuce.
texture nightmare.
this is why you cant microwave taco bell!!!!!! the lettuce gets bad and ruins the whole thing!!!!
AirRed: oh dw he cooks it in a frying pan and then dumps out the water and then adds ...(undisclosed) sauces mixed with water and then oyster sauce
(Undisclosed) is very frightening here
yeah i wish i knew, he just said sauces mixed with water
h...uh. ok. like a very sad fried cabbage, kinda...
extremely sad
undisclosed..... 