I forgot to tell you guys about the actual wedding. In an ideal world it was to be a well documented evening of ritual, music, light and love. In reality my bastard offspring gifted us some very strong lemon drizzle cake and it all got very wonky very quickly and no one took photos. But here are some exciting things that did happen.
The ceremony was sponsored/interrupted by not one but TWO asda vans, one of which was pink which I thought was a nice touch
Two actual/potential serial killers attended. One is more your climbing the post office tower incel job. The other was an extremely creepy man who apparently cried
I made an amazing handjob joke at the most appropriate time
idek what happened to the bbq
Willis and Laura were amazing and I love them
Fucking lemon drizzle
Several people were unhappy with the lemon drizzle
The tank got stunned
I didn't play any of the amazing one hit wonders playlist I had been practicing for months
Oh no I did, it was Eagle Eye Cherry
Nothing got broken
No one died
The night ended playing marble run races on youtube and going to bed at 9:30
I lied there's a photo where we don't look too stoned 
Awww but you look so happy and lovely
Lemon drizzle m8
Sounds wonderful!!!
TheRealQuint: thank you! I just wish it had caught the asda van
starfiresilverstar: it was very memorable!
Sounds amazing, and the picture is lovely. You guys look so happy. 
Aww it's a lovely photograph and sounds like a wonderful day! Congrats to you both!
I want to hear more about the serial killers as well tbh]
That sounds like a blast
sounds lovely and memorable
You know what. It sound perfect. And the photo is everything.
bitchisFIERCE: Ok so the serial killers were offspring number 2's partners friend and offspring number 3's partners Dad. Incel one was very into guns and apparently owns an actual gun and generally gave off 'that vibe'. lemonface can tell you more cos she was apparently arguing the gun toss with him because yolo
Serial killer was very strange. He moved on oiled wheels of silence, was responsible for burning bbq food, and most concerningly. Was found in the kitchen rifling through the knife drawer before producing two knives and scuttling away with them
mishaselene: It absolutely was
SanuraSnowpaw: It was lovely although I'm not sure how much everyone remembers thanks to the lemon drizzle
It was Alex embroiled in the gun fight - I was stood there wondering who he would take out first
The lemon drizzle was an amazing first experience - even with my eye monsters
I want to come back and do it all over again. Perhaps a parade of delivery trucks if we coordinate well!
Lemon drizzle does sound fun - but now I kow why I have 1/3 of a gummy xD
the lemon drizzle was mad strong, I used to do a few bongs before work and be more functional. I still have brownie in my freezer for next time
sounds like it was an excellent lemon drizzle.
Sounds like the perfect wedding and the photo is amazing. 
this sounds amazing, I'm so glad you had such a great time