one thing i love about r/aita is that the more innocuous the title, the more absolutely bonkers insane the op actually is. case in point: "AITA for saying hello to my 8th grade crush when I saw her at the grocery store?"
the post:
and uh. i gotta say there is a vast canyon of difference between saying hi to someone u knew in 8th grade and going up to them and being like I WAS SO IN LOVE WITH U I NEVER STOPPED THINKING ABOUT U LET ME TELL U WHAT I WOULD HAVE NAMED OUR CHILDREN HHHH
like first off, what
WHATTTTT
second off, what (but said like, slightly differently)
though part of me is like wow all i get is my 8th grade boyfriend coming up to me and being like "of course i recognized you, you look the same! except your boobs got smaller" which, like,
okay tyler
me thinking this was going to be like when I found out my 7th grade boyfriend still had an enlarged picture of me on his bedroom wall in high school
from my dad who heard it from his grandmother because she thought it was sweet
ghoulsonfilm: oh augh
ah...yeah those are some "run in the opposite direction" vibes
JESUS
omg, truly on another planet
divinesaber: top speed, even
divineshark: planet where being a total creep is normal