The new guy they hired showed up over an hour late twice, didn't finish his certification lessons (They're all computer-based) like, 4 days past his orientation and apparently tried to buy weed from some people in the parking lot on his break and got shot at last night???
Since I was technically a witness I had to stick around for over an hour after my shift was supposed to end until the police cleared the scene. Not that I could have left anyway since they used my car to tie off their police tape.