Guardian Bear J
2 years ago
[D&D] So, I feel the need to discuss my D&D character.
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Guardian Bear J
2 years ago
Punxa Pounding, which absolutely sounds like a porn star name, but she's a half orc from a nomadic tribe where you get your name while doing something impressive... and she beat up a bunch of bullies while a foreign paladin was visiting, and he laughed and said "Boy, you sure gave those punks a pounding!"
Guardian Bear J
2 years ago
And thus, she was named.
Guardian Bear J
2 years ago
In Punxa's storied career thus far, she took herself WAY THE HELL AWAY from what I planned her as... a cocky but serene wildness warrior unfamiliar with the ways of the civilized world.
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Guardian Bear J
2 years ago
No.
Guardian Bear J
2 years ago
Punxa has decided that serenity is for chumps.
Guardian Bear J
2 years ago
Yes, she meditates... but she loves to drink cheap ale, she is the most social butterfly you ever did see, she is a champion for the downtrodden...
Guardian Bear J
2 years ago
And.
Guardian Bear J
2 years ago
She LOVES to wrestle. Like, she can still do monk-things, and she uses step of the wind like a pro.
Guardian Bear J
2 years ago
But no. She often gives up full attack opportunities to grapple, and to her credit, she has executed the following.
Guardian Bear J
2 years ago
Elbow-dropped a poor guardsman in front of his body, with a crit, and max damage. Basically, turned the poor man to goo in front of his body so grievously that the surviving bastard failed a terrify check.
Guardian Bear J
2 years ago
Suplex-whipped a Draconian through a window into a burning building
Guardian Bear J
2 years ago
Flying Neck-broke ANOTHER draconian so painfully that it died in midflight before it even hit the wall.
Guardian Bear J
2 years ago
Back-body dropped a mutating limbo sorcerer into an 80 foot chasm.
Guardian Bear J
2 years ago
Then flying elbow dropped the Slaadi he summoned earlier as it was climbing OUT of the chasm.
Guardian Bear J
2 years ago
Basically, nidorina, I'm pretty sure you would love Punxa. She's dumb as a brick wall, but well meaning and very sure about how she likes to fight.
Guardian Bear J
2 years ago
looks up, sighs... "In front of his BUDDY!". -_- This is what I get for phone-typing.
Guardian Bear J
2 years ago
Oh, and she failed a nature check SO SPECTACULARLY that she's sure that a gnomish-made Dragon Tank is what all dragons actually look like, and nobody can convince her otherwise.
NekoIncardine
2 years ago
Not even actual other draconic creatures, note
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