i only play assholes so

anyway down the list

without any provocation itto would say it and also be confident he would be the best boyfriend in the world but theres no reason to believe this and is probably only saying it in the first place because you double dog dared him and he wanted to prove he could

would he actually be a good boyfriend? i actually think he would be the perfect boyfriend. will i explain? no. thank you for coming to my ted talk.

yae has the ability to both say choose me and could make you happy but would actively choose to do neither because both of those things sound terrible but the chart is phrased as CAN say it not "has desire to"

and why would she want to make you happy when she could make you miserable instead taps head

gerard is full of unearned pathetic man anti-rizz energy he could absolutely summon the energy to say choose me while also knowing in his heart he could never make you happy and then your marriage falls apart in terrible slow motion for years while your resentment towards each other grows ever more present

taako is all of these at once. explain? i won't. okay maybe a little. he has so much confidence that its actually impossible to believe he couldnt say it and also believe he would make you so fucking happy but he also is so devastatingly low on self-esteem he is like i would never pick someone who HAS to CHOOSE me at all and also

would intentionally try and make you miserable just to prove he could not make you happy (sociopath behavior

ei cannot say choose me because she would choose to spend a thousand years locked in a lil sadness hole for sad reasons and would leave you behind forever and knows the actual truth that she would not make you happy because of aforementioned sadness hole

jester is a deep romantic who is kind of shy about her own romantic choices and actually kind of prefers when someone else makes the first move because of pretty normal fears of rejection and over-romanticizing her own relationships so if she was like put into a POSITION to say choose me she has enough confidence to do it but wouldnt prefer it

once shes IN a relationship i dont think she questions like. oh i could never make them happy it does not seem to be a lingering question for her

molly CAN summon the courage to say it but he has to be pushed to get there a bit and if you ever gave an indication you wanted to choose something else his first instinct is to be like okay well that makes sense please enjoy yourself so its less that he wouldnt its more that it would not be his first reaction and he might come to it later

overall i think he is fairly confident in that he could make them happy or at least will work hard on the attempt but hes not got a perfect record so i wouldnt put him at total confidence in that

(to get ahead of myself id put gale bg3 both in the bottom right and top right THE AUDACITY CORNER because pre-relationship i dont think hed ever say it but if youre involved he can and will ask it and also has no confidence in his own ability to make anyone happy outside of his magic talents and is constantly like.

i must be performing an act of service or you will NEVER fucking love me to a debilitating degree)

taako i love you

all of these are so funny

i give molly a little kiss on the forehead