So apparently, there was an awards show and Jo Koy bombed and Jim Gaffigan made a pedo joke to an audience of - allegedly - pedophiles. I only know this because Jo Koy was trending on Twitter.
Nope, still not calling it X. I started greeting people Merry Twittermas. That's how committed I am to not calling it X. Which reminds me, I'm scheduled for a Twitter-ray next week. Tugudug-tssh