Welcome to plurk..... I am your plurky guide, sir plurksalot. First off, I have sent you a friend request. Go to the alert section.

After you have okayed my request.... go to interesting and find friends and get karma!

Interesting plurkers I mean

Next edit your profile at the button in the upper left hand corner....

I would advise adding a little bit about yourself and finding a picture on google.

It won't be too long before you get fans and your karma starts to add up.

You will find this fun

you to please contact him as soon as possible

You can doo that by clicking on my name.

Then click on one of my plurks and respond. This has been Sir plurksalot. Love you

how come I got no karma

Because It takes a little bit to level up....