offer a free service for emailing your relatives after the rapture so that they get to know that you've risen and they haven't pbbbbbbbt

that's a great business idea... in the situation of rapture,you can just say the helpdesk is closed because all your staff were taken

can't we just inject them with zombie virus or something?

This is more appealing to me.

that was my idea years ago

it should appear that the email came from "first.last@(hell|heaven).org"