Tallula?

Bond, James Bond

Pia?

Oogie Boogie?

Bored Much Jr.

Labia.

I wish my last name were different, but Erika is ok. Maybe like, Greene?

i always wanted a boys name. like Bobbi. or Charlie

I like my name, not sure I'd want to change it...except all together its long as hell!!

Erika is a boyish name, with an UH at the end

angelina contessa louisa francesca banana fana fo fesca the third!

read in article in VF with a chic in it named Doug.

ew

ok, if you have a boyish name....Doug does not work lol

maybe her parents were confused...

maybe her parents HATED her.

I would up with a nun's name. It's that whole Irish Catholic thing. Ugh.

"you a*****e" - then i know when my wife is talking to me (oh wait - that covers it - never mind)

lmao discoplurk

MIKE HUNT

ew

metalenez is for wanting to be called a vagina.

ER, SCRATCH THAT!

From now on I will call you Metalenez The Vagina.

thus dubbed thee.

says metalenez has a stronger feminine side that we thought...

it's kinda like Henry the Great, except with more vagina.

damn, now i get to reproduce asexually

hot...?

if you keep referring to vaginas that way, it may be the ONLY way you reproduce

thats fine by me, my hand doesnt need a dinner and a movie to get some

wow, your hand is a cheap slut...

my hand is classy. I take it out and we cuddle and i buy it jewelry...

muting this coversation and punishing his virgin hands for going down this road

yeah she gets abused quite often

omg... eww.

he should have said a different name

haha, no way mike.

nooooo!

oh right... metalenez the vagina or MtV for short! (haha, mtv.)

great, now i have to play shitty reality shows

and don't forget to make them awkward and staged!

always

I've always liked Isabella