I have a school spouse?

But that doesn't count, right

I think it does

Oh, well then I have a school spouse. People think we're going out all the time, even people who know us. Do you have one?

not yet... we just hired a good friend of mine who has potential

I have a bike racer spouse I guess.

a jail spouse.

um... I don't really want to go into it. Can I delete this Plurk?