sings "When you eat your Smarties, do you eat the red ones last? Do you suck them very slowly, or crunch them very fast?"
wonders if that's meant to be sung to the tune of "does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight"
shakes her head with amusement.
geoff2k
says
"YES!" wikipedia: set to the tune of Billy Jones and Ernest Hare's "Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour On The Bedpost Overnight".
geoff2k
gives
cynicalgirl full marks, a gold star and a ... platypus?
cynicalgirl
says
cynicalgirl
says
it just seemed right!