God will forgive you. You know not what you do.

BLUE IS TEH BESTESTEST

YELLLOW

I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU

NOT IF I KILL US FIRST!

Do it, you won't

done.

...Wait

Fact: People who like Crystal more than Red are mentally unbalanced

FACT I EAT CUPCAKES

Fact: people who like cupcakes are awesome

FACT I EAT AWESOME THINGS

Fact: awesome things tend to be eaten at a higher frequency than those that are not

SO WHY HAVEN'T I GOTTEN ANY YET?

Are you around any electrical machinery?

Fact: Bears eat beets.

FACT WOMEN ATTRACT BEARS

did'ja hear that? Now you're putting the whole station at risk Kate

Why do I fail at everything?

I dunno, but i love lamp.

I think I killed a man

with a trident to the heart.