YES. THAT'S A THOUGHT, RIGHT?

WEREBEARS ARE RAD AS HELL

Grrrroooooowl

....

is that supposed to be "sexy growl" or "OMG IMMA PWN U" growl?

Growl ROAR *swipes a werebear paw at Ian*

*morphs into lumberjack form* TAKE THISSSSS! *swings his axe of truth and pancakes at kate*

*gypsies the axe of truth into a pillow*

better hope there ain't be no full moons tonight

*unleashes the power of the bacon*

bacon only makes werebears HUNGRAI

You fool! Gypsies love bacon!

BUT ITS POOOOISSSSONNNNED MUAHAHAHAHAHA

but she dipped it in so much alcohol that it killed the poison

Muwhahaha.

AND NAO *CHOPS DOWN YOUR ENTIRE FOREST SO YOU DON'T HAVE ANYWHERE TO LIVE*

oh noes!

To bad bears can SMELL YOUR FEAR

I HAVE NONE. MY BEARD FORTIFIES ME

what if I rip it off with my WEREBEAR CLAWS

IT WILL GROW BACK IN A MERE SECOND. AND THEN I WILL BUILD A LOG CABIN ON EACH OF YOUR PAWS SO YOU| CAN'T USE THEM!!!

Then I will summon the spirits of all the lands and turn you into an unholy werebear-jack

AND I WILL REVEL IN MY NEWFOUND POWAH!

or die because you are a mutant to be chased with pitchforks

and fire

but you will be at warring sides! the division in your very being will force your mind to spilt in two separate entities!

EACH MORE POWERFUL THAN THE ORIGINAL. I WILL USE MY TELEKINISES TO BURNINATE THE THREAT THRICE

i'll just sing a high c unitl both of your brains explode

... that doesn't happen. EVER. I'LL SUMMON ALL OF THE FURRY WOODLAND CREATURES TO DEVOUR YOUUUUUUU

oh please, they will follow me around

like sleeping beauty

cause i know that song

somehow I think we've drifted off-topic

deliciously, might I add

follow you around? plz. They'll be too frightened by your face.

Ooooh snap!

sum1 just got burned. hint: it's you.

What?

just keep bumpin mah karma guys

*bump*