Possibly, but going down that route also means C++ before coffee. Though PHP is after lunch, and SQL only comes just before supper.

That doesn't seem like a particularly unattractive ordering.

that would mean doing LSL before lunch. Probably not a good idea.

Nor ordinal ...

At least one could mostly have breakfast first. Except for BASIC - though one could have bacon for breakfast.

thinks bacon is *always* appropriate

aspic would come before BASIC. ::shudder::

and Java would come after breakfast

but not before coffee