Well, it IS a Mac.

*runs for cover*

a mac that rarely sees the blue screen of death or a virus!

what are those things?

oh you know what i'm talking about, mr windows!

It's Sir, not Mr. Windows.

And I've had all my shots, so no blue screen of death and no virus for me!

lol

suggests you ask thedoctor

this would be so much cooler if we weren't talking about computers and were actually talking about time machines