Camping is fucking great!

with girl scouts?

...oh then, no. it will suck so hard, it might as well be a mosquito.

goddammit

but look on the bright side: You won't have polio!

but I have to save their lives if they start choking

Oh, true. Well, it could be worse. What happened if, you know, had to go kayaking with whales with them?

oh dear lord

exactly.

do I even want to know?

oh no.

it involves starfish. really loving you. and wanting to be with you forever