lol

how cute

she also sleeps here, and hides from storms here

if my door is shut when she's got a biscuit shell stand in front of it and make a high pitched bark that you'd expect a puppy to make

to hide and to sleep there I could understand, but the eating part I could not.

maybe you should sleep in the other room!

maybe your room is actually your dog's room. You are just being delusional that it is yours.

i'm not sure about that, she asks permission to get on the bed

only because she fears your technological prowess

our house belongs to the roaches. Our dogs belong to the birds.