pin her down on her back firmly, with your finger-tips pointed in (like teeth in a dogs mouth) and growl at her ferociously til she's still

it'll take her a few times before she figures out what you're pissed about, but i've used this technique with great success

can you draw me a picture. i'm slightly confused about how this looks

I just bite them until THEY bleed.

you've never seen a dog pin down another dog?

from what i can gather, it sounds like you're describing the face of the wizard in Holy Grail as he describes the rabbit. some call him Tim.

have you seen Liar Liar with Jim Carey?

remember The Claw?

do that, and pin her down with that

omg boo new puppy!!! plus she is not from a toy poodle. and that is problematic for our unborn puppy

. . . OPEN RELATIONSHIP???