*backs away with hand over mouth, frantically swabbing door handles*

behave malingerer

good morning and kick the swines ass!

sorry for you, more likely to be Man 'flu than Swine 'flu though!

why? Are you grunting and rooting around in mud? Craving acorns perhaps?

acorns.......yum........acorns.

omg - Stat! 2 milligrammes of pentholimineinine or whatever they say on Holby...