shucks...sarap nyan with puto siguro

i want dinuguan

my dad's dinuguan does not have an ounce of water in it

the sauce is pure blood

you should try it!

visit our cock farm!

bianong: show us your cock farm.

swapee: OMG swapee

dati nag-store checks kami sa pampanga... tapos kumain yung isa naming kasama ng dinuguan... in front of a muslim girl from malaysia

sabi ni girl: "what is that?"

sabi ko: "you don't want to know"

sabi ni girl: "no, i do! what is it?"

nung sinagot ko yung tanong, parang naloka siya't gustong mag-jihad

eh what about a sunsilk shampoo commercial in malaysia, na naka tudong ang girl.

tudong = that piece of cloth they wrap around their head to cover the hair.