These are stories you save up to tell your fellow teachers during the lunch period or before and after school.

Example:Note from parent: "Please excuse Bobby for not having his homework today, he didn't have a pencil at home." Note written in PENCIL.

Note from parent: Due to doctors appt Jacob was gone.Please excuse my sons "ABSTINENCE". His dad was principal at catholic school

scarter: That made me laugh out loud!

True story, I still have the note.

scarter: I'm Catholic!

scarter: I have the giggles now.

That is EXACTLY what I am looking for!

This reminds of "Welcome Back Kotter" I'm surprised they weren't sign Ebstien's mom

Anyone else have stories or note to share?

My teachers did not find me humorous. whatsoever. neither did the principals.

Well I don't know what is wrong with them since I find you a riot.