frankly surprised that anyone remembers her.

1. I've been working on a project involving a cardboard box for about three weeks now.

2. In another box today, I found something *alive*. I was told it was a bunny.

I tried to take the initiative by chasing it, but it ran straight at me. As I prepared to defend myself, it ignored me and continued past.

I concluded it was harmless.

3. The house is currently full of cardboard boxes, and I've laid claim to them all.

Monkey can borrow them if she likes.

4. I wish I could get through to that dog Pip that I'd rather she didn't come round.

5. Whenever someone says hello to me, I'm seized with the urge to fall over sideways and wave my paws.

6. I fear cows, but secretly I want to chase them.

I've been practising on craneflies.

7. I've recently started singing arias first thing in the morning, and the level of response has been gratifying to say the least.

that last one is particularly

"hello"...*tummy rub*

mew.

ohai!

hello, poez.