lolfail? failfailfailfail <3

baby have you seen it? xD its so cute!

No. Never. Neverever want to.

=| but it's so cute.

Mine doesn't have a head

thats a different one. you can change it

I know. I like it with it's head off. >:]

but thats like an elephant, mines a platypus.

I WILL CRUSH YOU WITH MY TRUNK LEGS?

LOL

What's the platypus going to do...? HEY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH MYSELF BECAUSE I HAVE BOTH GENETALIA

......WHAT IF YOU COULD HAVE SEX WITH YOURSELF?

I wouldn't. I would be abstinent.

thatd be creepy. like if you walked into your house and your husband was boning himself.

If it were my wife it would be hot. But only if she was hot.

lmao

yeah. hot.

lolol