"wife" = "boss"

ummmm did you not get the "she pwns you" certificate when you were married? we have one and she hits me with it all the time

I would tell my husband he could go but in that way that says, "If you go you pay the price later!" Just joking, kinda

will be seeing another sleeping on the couch post?

lol

make sure you have a bed in your office the next day if you go through with it!

being marries. Hates not being my own boss. How long you been married? You shoulda figured this out by now.

even though i don't see my wife having a problem with sleeping in the mall, pwned is the right way to describe it

she is.