captainahab
wants
karma nearly as much as fail whale's dead carcass. Fickle demon be plurk karma; i despise and crave thee so. 
bunneh
says
if we never saw the failwhale again, it'd be too soon! (on twitter anyway 
)
)
paysonjewelry
says
she will help by responding to as many plurks as possible writting by captainahab
BigO
says
must be hard to find wifi when you're out at sea
captainahab
says
i thank thee paysonjewelry for your kindness. You be a fine member of me crew.
captainahab
says
aye, there be plenty o' wifi aboard thee Pequod 2.0. Uptime be 100% aboard me ship.
failwhale
is
enjoying the wide range of captainahab's wifi.
Arr, indeed m8.