biscuitbill
is
Growing more and more bewildered by my body. still a skinny sod but ive developed a huge pregnant belly.
So when are you due?
biscuitbill
says
like an ethiopian kid rather than a beergut. its almost beautiful in its horror.
Well that can't be good... 
biscuitbill
says
i reckon ill drop in a year or so, if its anything, its a small whale.
biscuitbill
says
im just getting older kate, it happens to all the men in my family.
biscuitbill
says
im just getting older kate, it happens to all the men in my family.
Gartenzwerg
says
Maybe it's a massive poo lodged inside you.Lurking like the elusive Loch Ness monster.