Bitch, why never text me?

I just charged my phone mydear. anything serious?

Yes there is.

The serious thing is, I MISS YOU LAH BITCH!!

what happened?!

I miss you lah!

chey miss me only, thats called important. go die :x

Then I don't miss you ):

Kay lar i want you to miss me. eh hurry want audi not bitchhh!

Hahaha! Okays, but it's laggy. Only S'pore 1 and expert can go.

And expert's full.

I mean S'pore 1 is full.

S'pore is what? LOL

You know the under Free channels?

no ;/

You know this means that you're an ahhai