holy cow this fox tho lol

my manager at gamestop keeps not so subtly suggesting that I forget school and become a manager at the store lol

Some kid on our floor challenged mai to a league match and she called up her squad and they just won with like 50 kills to none with a healer class omfg

Grandma asked me to call her when I was free at 11 today and that didn't actually happen until 8 and like this is usually this case with me during the week but she sounded so distressed

this guy is flirting so fucking hard with this girl while they work on their epics project oh my god

Bernie fucking slamming down

who are these other 3 guys like seriously will they ever be as popular as Clinton or sanders.

asked my teacher if an a was 90 or 92 in nhv, he leans over and says "don't worry about it. no matter what you're getting an a. you're a good student"

if I pull out my ds to watch netflix, what will I watch. in Shakespearean accent aye there's the rub

My chest really hurts, I say as I take another sip of my coffee