Eve

Karma Up

Haysss .

wew

Gutom na si Atashi :/

Me every year: "Wow I was so stupid last year."

Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

Seeing a relationship status and thinking: "Ehhhh, I'll give it a week."

If you were a cookie, you'd be a whoreo.

WHAT IT SAYS: "Do not touch." WHAT I READ: "Touch when nobody is looking."