Yall heard of ZOMBO ? Its the hot new thing #loveplurk

These fake plurkcels could never plurk like me. #loveplurk

Dude this app is insane. A bunch of chronically online queer teens posting about shit they think is the most important stuff in the world but is actually just normal conflict blown out of proportion by the hyper-connectivity of the internet. #loveplurk

Sorry for being so late on this, I just want to take some time to remember the lives we lost on September 11, 2001

New Plurk. here is a duck bleeding out #loveplurk

does anyone else find this incredibly arousing? I discovered a new erogenous zone from this ...

Aaaaaannnndddd I'm like the muster beaset of plurk 😎

Plurking rn

Holy plurk there are plurds out here