spent. Crawls onto the couch in the dark and hopes karma isn't lurking in the corner with a .38.

spent all his karma in line at the post office.

doing battle with hinges. Again. I am reminded of Antony's campaign against the Medes.

drags himself to the plurkbox, karma goading him with the point of the sharpened spoon, and taps out a meager update. Please, just a couple

notices that while he was out doing a good deed, karma stuck a shiv in his kidney.

sneaks the copy of Outside Magazine he took from the doctor's office past karma.

out. Back in a couple hours, Plurkville.

can't find the tennis ball. Apparently there is a wormhole under the couch.

walks in, picks up the Louisville Slugger and walks back out.

going to take karma on a walk with the dog.