who invented hugs? I mean the first hug must be awkward.. "what are you doing? why are you holding me?" "just trust me...."
INCOMING CALL ignore "hey, I called you!" .. "oh, I didn't get it...
I hate when strangers say "I don't bite" yeah cause the first thing I think of when I meet you is... "HOLYSHIT,THIS BITCH IS GONNA BITE ME!"
downloading 97%....98%.....99%..... download fail KILL ME NOW!
"can't wait to go home and eat my food!" reaches home "WHO THE FUCK ATE MY FOOD?! FML!"
I LOST MY UNICORN!... and if you see it, you're probably high
Real men don’t love the most beautiful girl in the world. They love the girl who makes their world the most beautiful.
"Fuck you!" "Fuck you too!" "I'm done" "Alright" 1 hour later "Hey baby.."
you need a hug.... around your neck.... with a rope
my new profile picture!!!