Once you enter the fried food zone, it's really hard to get out.

TGIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

is it possible to have a phobia of the Sun? Sun phobia?

You know you are getting old when:

we all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine....

In my ongoing quest to move out of NY, I am now looking at North Carolina for a condo/townhome. I don't drive so I need to be within walking distance of groceries/shopping/hospital etc. Any suggestions?

please hurry Fresh Direct with my cookies and wine supply. #PMSallday

Happy Birthday LourdesD ya cracker eatin bitch!

when you walk into a room and your cat is in the corner all like 'soon bitch, soon'.

question: when you buy a yard sale item and it says 'locked' when you go to pick it up, what does that mean?