if you could have anyone, anyone at all, no matter who they are, sexuality, or status, who would you have?
i want to die, like right now
how do you ask out a friend?
hey yall...life sucks worse today
i have to go, i'll talk to yall later
im the guy that will show up to yer wedding naked and get you to leave him at the altar for me
one girl, just one would like him