there is a saying"nothing is impossible.... if you cheat"

AHH!!! havin nightmares coz of me being the reader for next week's morning praise!!!

what is something "weird"?

how many people survived a car crash but didn't survive the next one???

there is a saying "throw back 50 grenades when stoned.... then run to the nearest clinic and have your head checked for tumors"

mornin! gotta get samting weird for krizzy kringell tom. wat shud i get?

hi!Gud eve............bye!! gud nyt!

AHH! akauwi galing kay rej..... kakapagod!

gud maw maw!